A week of trekking through torrential rain has my energy depleted, but as I turn my eyes to the sky I see her. The oldest tree in existence. I fall to my knees beneath the terrifying branches that hang over me like the pain of time pressing on my chest. In my delirium I get... Continue Reading →
I’m Sleeping With Someone Who Isn’t My Wife
I’m sleeping with someone who isn’t my wife. Before you jump to conclusions, let me explain. I’m going to go into detail about how beautiful she is. I’m going to express how she makes me feel and how i’d do anything for her. And here is the anti-twist nobody saw coming. ‘She isn’t my wife,... Continue Reading →
The Vile Mint 